I'm not cool but my kids are

Blogging from an iPhone - I see no better way to begin the journey into bloghood. I'm going to begin this by introducing myself since some of you may not know me - and feel free to comment with your intro below too. *stands up* Hi, I'm Samara and Ive just had my fifth baby via csection. (I will take a moment to let you grasp that before we go on...) Okay, great. Yes I did say 5th kid, yes they were all born via csection, yes I'm married (to the most incredible man on the planet) and for anyone wondering - I have so many so I can begin my ultimate plan of global domination. I mean, why else would someone have so many kids right? Actually I'm joking but unless you are blessed enough to have a large family you wouldn't understand just how many times people feel it is their Constitutional right to question a woman as to why she has more than the "ideal" 2 kids. This is not to say that having two children is on any way wrong but apparently having more than that is. Did I miss that memo? Three paragraphs down & I've already offended some & I've only talked about my kids. Sounds about right. :) My husband, Nic, and I have been married for nearly three years now and he is everything I've ever wanted in a man. He seriously is and I can say that in confidence because I literally prayed for him every day for almost two years. Together we have our two youngest children (gasp) Caybug who is nearly 2 years old, and our newest addition, Noah. My oldest child is 11 year old Tayla, followed by Jake who is 8 and Julez who is about to turn 6. That brings us to that whopping total of 5 kids. Clearly our defensive coordinator messed up. 2:5? How's that work? There's no man to man coverage going on over here. Thankfully though, my man is man enough to handle all of us. Like I said, he's perfect. More importantly he is an excellent father, he fears the Lord, he loves his momma, he's a hard worker, a good listener and best of all - he puts up with me. I'd say he's a keeper So I think I've covered the kids, the husband and the sarcasm and since it's 5:30 in the morning and I'm blogging post percocet, I will end this first post right now. I'm glad you stopped by & hope you'll come back again. If not for my cleaver and witty posts than for the freebie DIY's and whatnot. Talk to you guys soon! xoxo Samie Joe